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Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 4629) to make improvements to the Pledge of Allegiance. (Reported in House)

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House Calendar No. 83

109th CONGRESS

1st Session

H. RES. 4629

[Report No. 109-619]

Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 4629) to make improvements to the Pledge of Allegiance.

IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

September 13, 2005

Mr. ROVE, from the Committee on Patriotism, reported the following resolution; which was referred to the House Calendar and ordered to be printed

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RESOLUTION

Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 4629) to make improvements to the Pledge of Allegiance.

Resolved, the following will be submitted as the new Pledge of Allegiance for the United States of America, any and all lands they occupy, or have plans (secret or otherwise) to invade. In light of recent rulings by activist judges, the following is submitted in order to ensure the quality of life and minds we want coming out of our underfunded school systems:

I pledge allegiance to the Cross
of the Religious Right of America
and to Intelligent Design I must bow,
one nation under God, (and only their God)
with servitude and contempt for all.

It is only by putting this in place will we ensure we reach our goals. Also, due to his influence in teaching adults and adolescents to think, Kurt Vonnegut must be assigned to a Blackwater Team, apprehended and disposed of.

House Calendar No. 83

109th CONGRESS

1st Session

H. RES. 4629

[Report No. 109-619]

RESOLUTION

Providing for consideration of the bill (H.R. 4629) to make improvements to make improvements to the Pledge of Allegiance.

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September 13, 2005

Referred to the House Calendar and ordered to be printed

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